The Aspiring Monarch of Bullshit Springs
The would-be King of Bullshit Springs—That’s him!His rotten talk could turn a fat cat thin. The would-be King of Bullshit Springs—Don’t fear!His eye perfume makes real worlds disappear. That puff of hair, it cast an orange ring.But spiked into a crown…Might he be king?He’d won the actual vote, this time around…Though not quite half the…
